handmade pottery · no rules

hey, i'm Brandon.

i make things out of dirt and fire and some of them are kinda inappropriate

My friends call me B, and I've been getting my hands dirty on the wheel for over a decade. What started as a way to make my own cereal bowls turned into a full-blown obsession with clay, glazes, and seeing what I can get away with.

I mostly make functional stuff — bowls you'll actually eat out of, mugs that feel perfect in your hand, and yeah, some pieces that are a little more... adventurous. If you want a beautiful bong or a mug with boobs, I got you.

Everything is wheel-thrown, food-safe (where applicable), and made with a lot of love and probably too much coffee.

— b ✌️